Friday, 25 February 2011

Church Signs

The following are actual signs found on church property.

"Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

"When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright."

"How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."


"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."

"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon."



I couldn't resist sharing these with you guys. :]

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