Friday, 1 July 2011

The Duel

This is a post that recounts the epic duel  between Kallista Pendragon- The Beautiful Goddess Queen and Octaboona Ambrosius- Purple Poet and Paragon of the Horde of Iridescent Indigo, Glint of the Moon and Ember of the Glorious Sun.
A duel between Green and Purple.
Cast  of Characters:
Quinnera Elviana: 5th Seat of the Council of the Lost Ones  as Commentator.
Nicolette Croga - The Lone Wolf as Judge.
Octaboona Ambrosius- Purple Poet and Paragon of the Horde of Iridescent Indigo, Glint of the Moon and Ember of the Glorious Sun as Duelist representing the color Purple.
Kallista Pendragon- The Beautiful Goddess Queen as Duelist representing the color Green.
Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer as Coach for Octaboona.
Legolas3 as Coach for Kallista.
Dragona Pine as the Marshmallow Bell Ringer!
Taia-DeMars as Vendor of over priced items.

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AND SO WE BEGIN!

Quinn:
 Hello Blogland, and welcome to the wrestling match of the century. I'm Quinnera, I'm commentating today, and let me just say, it's going to be a great match! So, I’ll just introduce our crowd for today… First off we have, Dragona Pine- the marshmallow bell ringer! Second, we have Taia, our overpriced snack seller. Our judge today, is the amazing Nicolette Crook! In the crowd we have special guests Krane Farlin, Jackskin, Isabella Midnight and Florence Black!


Dragona:
Right.





Three





Two





One






FIGHT!









DING DING!



Quinn:
And finally… In this corner, she’s a lean mean fighting machine… She runs for the colour green! You may know her as the Beautiful, Goddess Queen, it’s the one, the only…. KALLISTA PENDRAGON with her amazing coach… Legolas!!!!

And in the other corner… He’s purple, and poetic… His rhymes are awesomely phonetic… Introducing the Paragon of the Purple Horde…. OCTABOONA AMBROSIUS with his awesomesauce coach… Lizzy!!!!

The bell has rung... we are awaiting the first move...

Taia:
*shouts* Hey, My snacks aren't overpriced!!

Octa:
*Kallista and I enter the ring*

Quinn:
*buys an overpriced snack from Taia*

Taia:
*offers Isabella some Lucozade* Only £6.55!!

Quinn:
The contestants have entered the ring... this is going to be an exciting match, folks...

Kalliata:
*struts around waving hands in the air to the cheering crowd, dressed in a short green sil komono, her hair done up in dreadlocks, a sparkly pink skull and crossbones on her lovely cheek*

Octa:
*is wearing flowing robes of deepest violet and beautiful lime green socks*
*rushes towards Kallista and gives her a royal noogie*  

Kalliata:
*dodges the noogie easily and fires of rapid rounds of bananas with her trusty banana gun*

 Quinn:
And Octa rushes in with a great move... but Kallista is looking absolutely fantastic... This is obviously anyone's game...

Legolas:
aim for the stars, kallista! If you miss, you'll land on a tree!!!!!!

Quinn:
Banana gun! Well. We weren't expecting that one... Nor were we expecting those lime green socks, nice touch Octa!

Octa:
*summons the ninja penguin army to defend him whilst he reaches for his marshmallow gun*

*the penguins approach Kallista with ninja speed, armed with long feathers*

TICKLE HER!!!


Legolas:
work that banana gun!!!

Octa:
*fires a rapid round of marshmallows at Kallista*


Kallista:
*turns and picks up Octa*

*spins him around a dozen times then ties him to the post with daisy chains*


*gives him a little kiss on the cheek*
So cute....

;P


REG


Quinn:
Ninja penguins... Interesting move... Except penguins feathers are so densely packed they would be useless for tickling... *recites the rest of her biology lesson* :P But the marshmallow gun could be useful...

Taia:
*walks up to Legolas grinning*
Refreshments?


Octa:
*struggles valiantly against the daisy chains, whilst the penguin army overcomes Kallista for the moment, as she lies laughing on the floor covered in marshmallows*

*yet Octa knows that Kallista will be back in the match in no time*

*snaps the daisy chains just in time as Kallista get to her feet*


Quinn:
Daisy chains and kisses? It seems like Kallista has a very different strategy to Octa... We'll have to wait and see which fails and which prevails!

Kallista:
*rolls a hedgehog at the penguines and they all fall over like bowling pins*


*reaches in her hair and pulls out a rainbow to dazzle him with, yet it pales beside her beauty*


*shrugging, she lassos him with it and twirls him around in it*

*with her other hand she shoots from her banana gun the coke attatchment*



*fizzy coke sprays Octa and all his minions*


REG


Quinn:
Octa has broken free of the daisy chains whilst Kallista is still struggling under the masses of daisy chains? Is this against the rules? *turns to rule book* The rule book says... There are no rules!

Lizzy:
*waves pom-poms around* YAY! No rules!

Quinn:
Kallista is trying a new technique of dazzle, wrap and spray! Time tested by the FBI (probably), this is sure to give him a run for his money!

Taia:
*waves CocaCola around*

Yay! Only £3.45, or £7.45 for 2!!


Nicolette:
*leans forward in her judging seat as the action heats up*

Dragona:
*sits on Quinn* *takes over the microphone*

This is the Marshmallow man, oooooooooooohhhh



*Quinn pushes Dragona off and continues with her speech* *sits on Lizzy instead and steals her pom poms*


Octa:
*gasps drenched in coke as he stares at the oncoming hedgehog army*

*thinks back to his rudimentary classes in hedgehogese*

Brave and Valiant Hedgehogs! I am not your enemy! Please I beseech you, leave me and my penguins in peace! And then tie me up in daisy chains... I mean HER up in daisy... ummm...

*looks in horror as hedgehogs advance with daisy chains*


Screams frantically! Tie me up! Me I say not her!

No... I mean..

Oh bother.


Kallista:
* rolls Octa over and sits on him while eating a jaffa cake*



*glares at all the penguines making them shiver in fear*

*sticks a couple bananas in his ears*




*steals his socks and hides them.....someplace secret*

>;P


Quinn:
*glares at Dragona* Now, it looks like Kallista has taken the lead with her amazing moves involving hedgehogs and daisy chains! Could this be a winner?

Octa:
*coomands penguins instead to defeat the hedgehogs*

*flips over and grabs the jaffa cake out of Kallista's hand*

*shoots the marshmallows at her*


Taia:
*realsies she is running out of snacks*

*grabs another box, filled with more snacks, and Kallista and Octa Wrestling Duel Action Figures*

*walks back into the crowd shouting out the high prices*


Octa:
*pulls out the bananas and feeds them to the hedgehogs as a peace offering*

*starts searching for his missing socks whilst holding off a hug from Kallista*


Quinn:
Octa's coming back in with the penguins and marshamallows... Could this be his comeback... or downfall?

Nicolette:
*taps her fingernails along the desk and leans back, casually takes a sip of her cola (which she didn't steal off Taia with her ninja skills and glances at the scoring cards*

Kallista:
*grins wickedly and EATS the marshmellows*




*belches, spraying Octa with pink and purple glitter theat smells like lavender roses*




*ties up all the panguains and dangles them from teh ceiling*


Taia:
Anyone want any souveniers??
Reasonable prices *cough* As If! *cough*


Quinn:
And Octa's signature penguins have been dangled from the ceiling! It looks like he'll have to bring something completely new to win this one.. Although he doesn't seem to have noticed... he's still looking for those socks... Good move with the peace offering though!

Octa:
*abandoned by his penguins, Octa gains strength from the purple glitter, and moves to his final resort*

*as purple petals swirl down around Kallista*

*starts to recite*

Her aura was of lavender
Its shine lit up the night
Kallista hair of silken gold
Out raced the birds in flight

*Kallista listens entranced as Octa approaches her and lifts her up into the air*


Legolas:
KALLISTA!! IT'S ALL ABOUT TEAMWORK! BETWEEN YOU AND UH...THE FLOOR! DON'T WACK THE FLOOR AND THE FLOOR WON'T RANDOMLY COLLAPSE! *watches floor collapse* NEVERMIND.

Quinn:
Now, Octa's brought out the big guns... Poetry... This might just win Kallista over... Only time will tell...


Now could be a good time to mention the stakes in this duel… Should Kallista win, Octa will have to post every single poem on his list of 40 on his blog, instead of 10… (please see this link: http://octaboonaambrosius.blogspot.com/2011/06/prizes-and-stuff.html). However, should Octa win, we will all have to write him a poem (or possibly short story/drawing/other work- I can’t remember the decision on that one…). As you can see we have a lot running on both teams. Who will win and who will lose? You'll just have to wait...


Kallista:
*manages to get past Octa's arms and ducks in for a hug*



*stays there for a moment enjoying it, then whirls him around and ties his hands behind his back with more daisy chains*



*drops a few rainbow granades around him and puts on anti rainbow glare sunglasses as granades explode, blinding him*


*takes her banana gun with the choco-thrower and sprays him with melted chocolate*


Quinn:
Kallista has managed to defeat Octa's move! Things are getting interesting, folks! Rainbow grenades, daisy chains and chocolate! Wow. Well. Let's see how Octa deals with this one...

Octa:
*even as he is tied up with daisy chains, hugged, grenades with rainbows, and sprayed with molten chocolate, Octa continues to stare at Kallista with adoration in his eyes*

*continues reciting Kallista's Feast*

*aims marshmallow gun*


*at the computer bank that stores the 40 poems*

I would destroy them!


Quinn:
Octa seems to be still trying his poetry technique... This could either work really well or really badly... But what's this? A marshmallow gun! :O *crowds goes oooooooh!*

Kallista:
* is temporaily dazed by the beauty of Octa's poem*




*then comes to her senses, (what little there is) And flips out of his arms*


*realises that was a dumb move as she LIKED being in his arms*



*leaps back into them, but trips him as she pushes him backwards*

*he lands on the soft petals and she begins to hypnotize him with her lovely singing voice into staying down*


Quinn:
*gets up and aims a gun containing Dodos at Octa* Don't. You. Dare. Destroy. Those. Poems.

*remembers her position as a commentator, and sits down dutifully, but keeps a firm eye on Octa*


Octa:
*whilst the audience gasps horror struck, Octa dashes towards Kallista, with the marshmallow gun set on molten sticky setting, as the ninja pengin leader zooms in on a snowmobile*

*fires the gun and Kallista is trapped against the ground by sticky molten marshmallows*


Nicolette:
*leans forward*

*silently preys for her penguins saftey*


Quinn:
Octa is down people! Is it over? Or does he have something left up his sleeve?

Octa:
*the roar of the snowmobile drowns out the hypnotic sound of Kallista's singing*

*Octa jumps up free from the spell*


Quinn:
And now it's Kallista who's down! It's anyone's game!

Octa:
*high fives the ninja penguin leader as he zooms away on the snowmobile*

Kalliata:
*shrieks wildly at her hedgehogs to eat the sticky molten marshmellows*


*manages to get one hand free*


*tosses a daisy chain granade*


*it explodes and covers Octa and his penguines in a huge net binding*


Legolas:
No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THIS KALLISTA! SHOW 'EM WHAT IS REALLY INSIDE OF YOU!!!!!!!

Octa:
*bites through the daisy chains*

*inorder to speed up the process, he dips one of the bananas remaining in his ear into liquid nitrogen, and shatters the banana against the ground, now that it is sharp, begins sawing through the daisy chains with it*


Quinn:
And now Octa and his penguins are down in a massive daisy chain net... Folks, there hasn't been a daisy chain net that big since... *googles it* 1992! This is a once in a lifetime spectacle to see!

And Octa's trying to get through the daisy chains... Using his teeth?

No, wait, we have the help of a smashed banana, dipped in liquid nitrogen! Hurray for chemistry!



Dragona:
*climbs into the ring*


*stands between the two*



Draw, time expired. *waves hands madly*


Kallista:
*realises her marshmellow proof body armor is working and is able to get up*


*lassos all the penguins and Octa and drags him back*




*fires off rapid fire of bananas that covers him from head to toe, uses chocolate attachement to spray him with the meted treat*


*hegehogs knock him down and cover him as they begin to lick off the chocolate*


Octa:
*slouches nonchalantly as he waits for Kallista to fully escape from the molten marshamallow*

*realises the daisy chains prevent him from nonchalancy*

*continues to hack away with the nitrogenic bananna*




Quinn:
 An overruling on Dragona's claim by judge Nicolette... The match will continue! And with a stunning move by Kallista. That chocolate... pure genius...

Nicolette:
ohh well urm *stacks blank paper that she was meant to take notes on*

Well Octa your penguin army was fantastic ... but Kallista's Hedgehogs were that much cuter ...

as for tactics Kallista's singiung was great but Octa reciting poetry was better! ...

summing up all other things I have decided that ......



Octa:
*escapes from daisy chains only to be covered in an assortment of chocolate and hedgehogs*

Hey! We had a deal hedgehogs! I gave you bananas!

*uses willpower and telekenisis to separate hedgehogs from him one by one*


*Kallista and Octa look up, both of them pinned to the floor, one by hedgehogs and chocolate, the other still held down by a reinforcement of molten marshmallow*

*awaits Nicoletee's decision*


Nicolette:
I actually decided that the winner was Kallista!

I mean come on there hasn't been a daisy chain net that big since 1992!!!



Octa:
*runs up to Kallista and embraces her*

Well done. Congratulations. You are the better duelist of the two*


Quinn:
KALLISTA HAS WON!!!!!!! *cheers*

I must admit though, Octa put up a great fight, and it wouldn't be the same without him... so... Three cheers for Octa!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!

HIP HIP HOORAY!!!!!


Octa:
And thus concludes the epic duel between Kallista and Octaboona, the pinnacle of blog wrestling, to be remembered until the end of eternity.


This concludes the epic duel between Octa and Kallista. 
It has been edited. To read the entire fight with all the  extra's, go to  http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2011/06/end-of-world.html

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2 comments:

  1. Hey! Please forgive any errors to this post. I'm so tired. I can't keeo my eyes ope n .

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  2. Great job Kallista! i love all the pretty colors ^^

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