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Friday, 24 December 2010
Merry Christmas Y'all!!!
I hope Y'all are having a great day and that you haven't gotten too many socks (and if you did get socks I hope they're epic toe socks)
I've been thinking of ways to explain Christmas to a person who doesn't celebrate it, I'm not doing a very good job.
"Well, the whole point of Christmas is we're celebrating the birth of a kid who was literally born in a barn. And the way we celebrate is a fat stalker dude breaks into your house and eats your food before then leaving you lots of stuff under the dead tree that was cut back in November. The stalker dude watches you all year long (creepy!) and wears dead animals furs and drives a sled driven by reindeer (talk about bad mileage). We also celebrate by eating twice our weight in delicious fatty cookies and visiting people we may, or may not, want to visit (most of the time its not)."
After I'm finished talking most people will back away slowly with a fake smile plastered on.
Merry Christmas Everyone, God Bless.
I'm writing this beforehand so all I need to do is get on the computer for five seconds and hit the post button.
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Posted by Elisabeth Vauge, royal guard of the grand purple couple at 15:08