"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet".
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Friday, 28 January 2011
Three Paragraphs of Confusion
You see, I found a few copies of this paper my brother had written to a friend a long time ago. In this paper of three paragraphs, he's completely flaunting his vocabulary lol. I thought I would let y'all share in my complete bewilderment. :]
This is going to be fun! :P
P.S. I changed the names because... technically, I don't have permission to put this on here. :]
During the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the night in which Cici's become a bedlam set apart for prepubescent wights, Jeremy, our glabrous comrade, espied the message in which you bestowed upon him a thorough tongue-lashing. Your supposition, that he composed the fallacious~and might I add, droll~application, was highly erroneous.
I, jocular as I am, was weary of the interminably banal happenings. Since the cubicle in which I lave the tableware was in a fine fettle, I capitulated to my more puckish side. I surreptitiously procured a blank application. Taking it from it's erstwhile position, I filled it with a surfeit of fatuous mendacities including ersatz appellations. I did pretend I was hight A|E. Gatir, a fatuous pseudonym, pursuant to my anticipatory pleasure regarding the eminent nonplussing of one, or both, of the managers atop our current position. Not only were the aforementioned parties addled by my esoteric jest, but you were also beset by befuddlement.
Since my nom de guerre is A|E. Gatir, 'twould be contradictory to the possible to employ me as a substitute for Jeremy whilst I am already employed with the honorific title of Tableware Decontamination Engineer. Though, if you say I am "more qualified" I will bow to your unerring perception inasmuch as my wan powers of spelling fail me ceaselessly. Also, I do have a hirsute orb atop my neck. I hope my jape has not roiled anyone.